Wait, what? We’re halfway through the season already? How did that happen?! While I’m sure it’s been lightning-fast for some, it’s been kind of a drag hitting the reset button on all of my leagues and having absolutely no hope of winning anything. When you’re just going through the motions and biding time until making … More 2025 Week Seven Recap

Many moons ago, I was the commissioner of a 12-team standard redraft league at my workplace. I’d gloat that during its eight-year run I had a stretch where I won 4 out of 5 years, but, well, it’s not like competition was stiff-like-ZaWood when half the people only played for the office camaraderie and then … More 2025 Week Six Recap

Finally, mercifully, the Fantasy Gods have seen fit to take it easy on us this week. Numerous players took short breaks mid-game, but most came back. The biggest injury to this point is Omarion Hampton, who had looked fantastic the past couple weeks in the bell-cow role. Now, it’s off to IR to nurse that … More 2025 Week Five Recap

I mean, I don’t even know what to say anymore. This game has changed from “fantasy football” to “survive the IR apocalypse” in a big damned hurry. And boy-oh-boy these injuries are gnarly this year. Nabers blowing up his knee on a jump-ball was bad, but then Tyreek said “Hold my beer” and proceeded to … More 2025 Week Four Recap

Truth be told, I wasn’t sure I’d write a newsletter this week. I managed to catch a nasty cough/cold/fever over the weekend, and with it being so close to my MS infusion a few weeks back, I still lack an immune system to fight this crap off. Suddenly a run-of-the-mill bug turns into Ebola. Then … More 2025 Week Three Recap

After a relatively quiet first week to the season, Week Two brought the pain. We saw some injuries on TNF with Reed and Ekeler getting dinged (the latter is out for the season), but Sunday was brutal: Fields was concussed, we found out Jayden Daniels has a bum knee, a pair of Vikes are out … More 2025 Week Two Recap

Annnnnnnnnd, we’re back. Not sure about the rest of you fellas, but damn, did that offseason go fast or what?! Feels like only yesterday Redman owned my ass in the Terrible Ten Super Bowl (which I still haven’t gotten a nameplate for, because fuck that guy AND my third 2nd-place finish in six years). Anyway, … More 2025 Week One Recap

This past week or so was kind of a catch-22: on one hand, it sucked to be off the grid with a phone that shit the bed, keeping me from joining the chat during The Terrible Ten championship; on the other hand, there may not be a more lopsided loss in all of FF history, … More 2024 Round Three Recap

And suddenly, Round Two is over and I’m scrambling to write a newsletter on Christmas Eve morning before the festivities begin. Feels like the perfect week to skip my duty to the league, but there’s a lot to go over and I’ve made it through the whole year for once, so it’s time to set … More 2024 Round Two Recap

For those who don’t know me outside of being commish to the best damned fantasy football league going, I’ve been a computer programmer at the same healthcare organization for over 25 years. These days I work in finance, helping provide data and reports to decision-makers while trying to make sure I get the math right … More 2024 Round One Recap