Has it really been eight months since I’ve been out here writing about The Terrible Ten?! Part of me feels like that time *flew* by, while the other part of me wishes the break had been longer. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy football is back on the boob tube. What gets my goat is … More 2022 Week One Recap

My apologies for the lengthy delay in writing the final newsletter of the 2021 season. Part of me wanted to write it as soon as possible and get it over with; the other part of me wanted to delay felating the winner as long as possible. Not knowing what to do, I froze. It was … More 2021 Round Three Recap

Normally I like to start these newsletters with a bit of an introduction before diving into the scores. *sniffle* Usually there’s something *snort* newsworthy in the NFL that I *snifflesniffle* can use as a segue to the Terrible Ten scores. *snotsuck* But this week I…I… My apologies. Not sure what came over me there. After … More 2021 Round Two Recap

I thought I’d open with a question, directed squarely at Round One of the playoffs: Thank God and Sonny Jesus I had a bye this week in Terrible Ten and had been eliminated from contention in my other leagues, because I can’t imagine how stressful it was to watch those games and *need* points from … More 2021 Round One Recap

Now THAT, my friends, was a helluva way to close out the 2021 regular season of The Terrible Ten! I don’t think I’ve ever been part of a final week that had so much up for grabs: not only both Week-One byes, but also all six available playoff slots for eight of the ten teams … More 2021 Week Fourteen Recap

It’s around this time of year — regardless of how I’m doing in my leagues — that I wonder why the hell I play this game. You can do everything right along the way and still be an awful team (e.g. my redraft league in which I selected Kamara, Gibson, Ridley, AJ Brown, Metcalf, two … More 2021 Week Thirteen Recap

Thanks again for your patience with me in Week Eleven. I hate missing newsletters after you guys battle in the trenches all week — how else can I build you back up without my uplifting words of encouragement?! — but I got hit with a helluva bug. Here we are almost a week and a … More 2021 Week Twelve Recap

Well, I truly hate to short you guys (and The World) on one of my prize-winning newsletters, but this has been a week. I came down with a bug that’s been kicking my ass since late Sunday and it just keeps getting progressively worse. Went and got a ‘rona test earlier today. As if that … More 2021 Week Eleven (Non) Recap

Last week we endured one of the biggest point droughts I’ve ever seen in fantasy football, and Week Ten wasn’t much better. The quarterback position seemed to be the biggest disappointment, with McCoy, White, Ryan, Wilson, Stafford, Brissett, and Wentz all scoring less points combined than Patrick Mahomes (which I think proves KC’s star QB … More 2021 Week Ten Recap