The Terrible Ten

Last week was such a disaster, and it started before any of the games kicked off. Hurricane Ian made landfall in southwest Florida, which was sad and scary for a couple of personal reasons. Selfishly, I’ll miss Fort Myers Beach, a place I vacationed at for years with my wife and kids. Below are some … More 2022 Week Four Recap

With weeks like that, it’s not hard to see why there are no undefeated teams left in the league. Touchdowns from the likes of Samaje Perine, KJ Osborn, and Laviska Shenault. Massive days from Khalil Herbert, Jamaal Williams, and Devin Singletary. What the hell is going on here?! Perhaps the best summarization I saw for … More 2022 Week Three Recap

I tend to start these posts with a bit of news, usually NFL-related, and then use that as a segue to our weekly scoring recap. Lord knows there are plenty of topics I could use after only two weeks of games: Tua, Wentz, and Flacco being the top three passers by yardage; RBs across the … More 2022 Week Two Recap

Has it really been eight months since I’ve been out here writing about The Terrible Ten?! Part of me feels like that time *flew* by, while the other part of me wishes the break had been longer. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy football is back on the boob tube. What gets my goat is … More 2022 Week One Recap

My apologies for the lengthy delay in writing the final newsletter of the 2021 season. Part of me wanted to write it as soon as possible and get it over with; the other part of me wanted to delay felating the winner as long as possible. Not knowing what to do, I froze. It was … More 2021 Round Three Recap

Normally I like to start these newsletters with a bit of an introduction before diving into the scores. *sniffle* Usually there’s something *snort* newsworthy in the NFL that I *snifflesniffle* can use as a segue to the Terrible Ten scores. *snotsuck* But this week I…I… My apologies. Not sure what came over me there. After … More 2021 Round Two Recap

I thought I’d open with a question, directed squarely at Round One of the playoffs: Thank God and Sonny Jesus I had a bye this week in Terrible Ten and had been eliminated from contention in my other leagues, because I can’t imagine how stressful it was to watch those games and *need* points from … More 2021 Round One Recap

Now THAT, my friends, was a helluva way to close out the 2021 regular season of The Terrible Ten! I don’t think I’ve ever been part of a final week that had so much up for grabs: not only both Week-One byes, but also all six available playoff slots for eight of the ten teams … More 2021 Week Fourteen Recap

It’s around this time of year — regardless of how I’m doing in my leagues — that I wonder why the hell I play this game. You can do everything right along the way and still be an awful team (e.g. my redraft league in which I selected Kamara, Gibson, Ridley, AJ Brown, Metcalf, two … More 2021 Week Thirteen Recap