Sorry, fellas, but it’s been a pretty crappy week of symptoms for me. I’m saving my typing for the Great Scottsmen. After all, he’s pays to let my fingers do the walking. (Then again, kicking his ass later tonight should pay off next month when I take home the inaugural Terrible Ten trophy, so there’s … More 2019 Week Nine Recap
This week I was prepared to do my best Karl Malone imitation and mail this in, but quite possibly the only thing that could drag my arse to the keyboard has actually happened. Bryon popped his cherry. Not only that, he took on the Great Scottsmen and showed that bitch who’s boss, crushing Osterloh by … More 2019 Week Eight Recap
Damn. Not sure I’ve ever seen a stranger week than that. I suppose the injury to Patrick Mahomes should have been the clue that this would be an ominous week. Injuries to stars such as Adam Thielen, Kerryon Johnson, Saquon Barkley, and more set the tone for a week in which scoring was all over … More 2019 Week Seven Recap
I wanna say this is my 13th season playing fantasy football, partaking in a few leagues per year on average. You can’t play this game that long without picking up some stories along the way — championships won, heartbreaking defeats, studs that played like duds, finding diamonds in the rough, etc. Regaling each other with … More My Funniest Fantasy Football Moment
Three of you fellas – Ted and The Two Scotts – have been in leagues I’ve commissioned before. They already know what I’m about to tell the rest of you: I like writing these newsletters. A lot. I have no idea if you guys enjoy them or not, but it’s fair to say I’m my … More 2019 Week Six Recap
Sweeeeeet Jesus, what a week for fantasy football. I heard it was a record-setter, marking the first time five players went for over 40 points in a single week, and there were plenty more nipping at their heels with a bunch of 30+ point games. If you didn’t have at least one of the big … More 2019 Week Five Recap
Honest to God, is there an easier game to play than fantasy football?! I mean only a dolt wouldn’t foresee the Browns going on the road and destroying the Ravens. And seriously, is there anyone out there who didn’t know the Bucs and Rams would score almost 100 total points, and that Tampa Bay would … More 2019 Week Four Recap
Feels like I could open every newsletter with a comment on the current week’s injuries (Barkley’s ankle being the most recent HUGE story), but let’s shift gears to the young QBs who have been lighting it up this year. Mahomes is still a man among boys. Brissett and Minshew have been serviceable QBs after being … More 2019 Week Three Recap
Another week into the season, another week of high-profile players going down. Big Ben’s arm surgery will keep him sidelined until next season, while Brees’ hand injury will have him missing half of the FF regular season. As tough as those losses are, both pale in comparison to the apparent abduction of the Carolina Panthers’ … More 2019 Week Two Recap
Week One is in the books, and what a wild week it was! Some of the league’s studs did a whole lot of nothing; numerous rookies put up massive numbers; a rash of injuries took out some high-profile players (never heard of so many collarbone issues in my life); and we all heard more than … More 2019 Week One Recap
The Terrible Ten 