2020 Week Seven Recap

Sorry for the delay, fellas. Been a long, lonnnnnng week already, so time has gotten away from me. Yet another instance when I was gonna beg off, but last night as I was drinking my supper, a thought briefly lifted my spirits…

…and then an idea struck me…

…and I just knew I had to suck it up and sing my praise to one Christian Kirk.

In fact, I was so determined to make my admiration known that I got the whole team involved by the end!

I mean, when you’re down by something like 15 points and facing the elite Wilson-Metcalf stack, most people figure you’ve got no chance, amiright?! And yes, Murray-Shmurray had a hand in the theatrics, I suppose, but let’s face it, only the best of the best can make catches like this…

…to earn himself this…

…and vault me ahead of Brent for a last-minute victory. Oh, the fun the two of us had texting the Walrus when all was said and done!

[“And then I had my man Christian text Brent late Sunday night, and you should have heard him scream at me!”]

Phew. I know there were other games, but a) I’m spent, and b) they don’t matter as much as focusing solely on Brent’s demise.

Wait, what? I’ve driven this into the ground and it’s time to move on?

Unfortunately, this really is the end for the week. I promise to be back at full strength next week. In the meantime, good luck in Week Eight, go rock the vote on Tuesday, and have a Happy Halloween!

p.s. Unless something catastrophic happens in the next few days, we will have made it to our 8-game minimum to have an official season. As such, it’s time to put some cash in the till for when I win this thing. Dues are $50. I’ll post my account info in the Sleeper chat.

Andy


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