This week I was prepared to do my best Karl Malone imitation and mail this in, but quite possibly the only thing that could drag my arse to the keyboard has actually happened.
Bryon popped his cherry.
Not only that, he took on the Great Scottsmen and showed that bitch who’s boss, crushing Osterloh by a score of 132.66 — 100.34. It’s safe to say Buzzy is feeling the effects of his first conquest, and I for one couldn’t be happier for our deflowered friend.
That’s all for this week, gents. I hope to be back to full strength in time for next week’s newsletter. In the meantime, grow eyes in the backs of your heads. This maverick’s buzzing skills are bound to make him a little cocky going forward.
Best of luck in Week Nine, fellas!
Andy
The Terrible Ten 