The year was 1998. As far as years go, it was a good one for me. I was starting my senior year of college at University of Wisconsin — Stevens Point (a town whose claim to fame, other than delicious Point Beer, is NBA star [?] Terry Porter). I was on the cusp of graduating … More 2023 Week Three Recap

Two weeks in, and I have to ask: when will the madness end?! No one would have been shocked to hear the LA Rams WR1 would be third overall in fantasy points at his position, if the name associated with those stats was Cooper Kupp. Instead, it’s…Puka Nacua?! Going 25 of 35 for 266 yards … More 2023 Week Two Recap

Hey, guys. Andy here. I guess this is when I should be energetically welcoming you back for our fifth (!!) season of The Terrible Ten, and talking about how excited I am to play this fun-filled fantasy football game with you, and revving everyone up for an excellent time spent together watching a sport we … More 2023 Week One Recap

For a game that seems pretty straightforward — a bunch of guys run/pass/catch the football and you get points for their efforts — it’s crazy how many wrinkles get thrown our way. I just wrapped up my 17th season of fantasy football, and it seems like I see something new every year. I’m not talking … More 2022 Super Bowl Recap

I hope you all had a happy holiday season! Mine was busier than usual. On top of all the Christmas festivities, I received a call from Commissioner Goodell this past weekend. It appears there’s a thief in our midst, and he was looking for some help from his other commissioners. And so I bring this … More 2022 Round Two Recap

I don’t recall a more tumultuous week of football from both an NFL and fantasy perspective. Multiple games were decided in OT, the Vikes completed the greatest comeback in NFL history, and the Patriots completely shit the bed on the final play of regulation. No matter how many times I see it unravel, I still … More 2022 Round One Recap

*Man* did that season go by quickly! One moment you’re drafting rookies and your team is all shiny and new; the next moment you’re writing the last full newsletter of the season. Time goes so damned fast these days. Geesh. It was a bittersweet season for me. I was laden with vets, and had added … More 2022 Week Fourteen Recap

It’s exceedingly rare for me to be philosophical, but I did a little reflecting this week and came to a very important conclusion: losing sucks. Even in a year when I made the tough call to hit the reset button on my team — knowing I’d be shit for the rest of the season — … More 2022 Week Thirteen Recap

Annnnnnd, we’re back. I trust you all had a nice Thanksgiving? I wasn’t feeling the hottest, but dug deep to help host my parents and a handful of our kids. It would take something pretty effin’ awful to keep me away from the dinner table when turkey, potatoes, stuffing, corn, dinner rolls, and pie are … More 2022 Week Twelve Recap