So, it’s about 5am on Wednesday, October 9. By now I’d usually have the first half of the newsletter written (a couple times I’d already be finished and have the damned thing posted), but I’m just now starting. Not sure what’s going on this week, but words are failing me. Maybe it’s that I’ve gone … More 2024 Week Five Recap
One of the more cliched things in our society is creating and nursing a bad habit over a long period of time, then trying to change that habit overnight on New Year’s Day. Diet and exercise are likely tops on the list of resolutions, but they usually fizzle out after a week or two. I’m … More 2024 Week Four Recap
Not sure about you fellas, but after three weeks this is already starting to feel like a grind. Star players are on IR for lengthy periods of time, or are completely missing the boat points-wise in favor of other lesser-known teammates. I haven’t felt this bruised and battered since the Super Bowl in TT’s second … More 2024 Week Three Recap
For the second week in a row, I’m jumping in the way-back machine, this time to my grade-school days. Everyone here surely remembers the oft-asked question of our youth: What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Answers were usually the same: policeman, fireman, astronaut. Jobs that took a ton of education or … More 2024 Week Two Recap
The year was 2021. Fresh off back-to-back losses in the first two Terrible Ten championships, I (laughably) hoped the third time would be the charm for my squad. A month into the 2021 season I went looking for vets to add some depth to my squad. Lo and behold, I swung a deal with Packer … More 2024 Week One Recap
Hey, guys. Commish here. I zonked out early last night, woke up this morning, and what did I see? A newsletter from none other than Urban Achievers! While I’ve been in the fetal position since getting dumped in Round One, someone is still very much in midseason form. Enjoy Red’s post-playoff look at the league … More The Future Is Bright, J/K
All the off-season trades (you’re welcome for Najee, Alex). All the draft-day jockeying (thank you for taking Young over Stroud, Zach). All the preseason and in-season injuries. All the Pukas and Kyrens coming out of nowhere, or the Jeffersons and Higginses who didn’t deliver. All of it is now over. But what a final week … More 2023 Round Three Recap
In a fantasy football season that’s been full of nonstop roster chaos, Round Two was easily the most ho-hum week of the year. We’ll start with the least important matchup of the week, which saw Growler Prowler destroy my hapless QB Farm Team, 124.46 – 95.08. The win doesn’t mean much for the Prowler outside … More 2023 Round Two Recap
Blah blah injuries blah blah hard to field a lineup blah blah one and done blah blah FAAB blah blah cream rises to the top blah blah Super Bowl blah blah blah. For the first time ever in The Terrible Ten, the four worst teams had something to play for while the good teams jockey … More 2023 Round One Recap
Roughly three months have passed since the start of the 2023 fantasy football season, which will henceforth be referred to as The Year of the Cat. For you Minnesota people, this is in no way a reference to The Common Man and his yearly desire to see the roar restored for his Detroit Lions. No, … More 2023 Week Fourteen Recap
The Terrible Ten 