Blah blah injuries blah blah hard to field a lineup blah blah one and done blah blah FAAB blah blah cream rises to the top blah blah Super Bowl blah blah blah. For the first time ever in The Terrible Ten, the four worst teams had something to play for while the good teams jockey … More 2023 Round One Recap

Roughly three months have passed since the start of the 2023 fantasy football season, which will henceforth be referred to as The Year of the Cat. For you Minnesota people, this is in no way a reference to The Common Man and his yearly desire to see the roar restored for his Detroit Lions. No, … More 2023 Week Fourteen Recap

Dell. Charbonnet. Stevenson. Henry. Pickett. Brian Robinson. Hollywood. Cooper. Lawrence. And the injury list keeps going. Honest to god, it was like a damned M*A*S*H* unit under the blue tent this week. This has been a very tricky season of fantasy football, with some of us unable to navigate the choppy waters: While others found … More 2023 Week Thirteen Recap

Well, I’ve seen most of you in the league chat, so I assume everyone survived their Thanksgiving holiday. Me? Oh, I’m just over here working my way through the leftovers. Love me some mashed potatoes and corn and stuffing and dinner rolls and a juicy turkey leg to gnaw on and… I see while I … More 2023 Week Twelve Recap

Gonna hit the pause button on fantasy football for a moment to talk about Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday of the year. Yes, part of it is the buffet of amazing food for a fat bastard like myself, but it’s more than that. I’m perhaps the least philosophical person on the planet, but for one day … More 2023 Week Eleven Recap

Ten weeks into a truly bonkers fantasy football season, and everything is finally starting to clear up. The studs are running away with it, the duds have assumed their position at the bottom of the heap, and the playoff bracket is essentially set it stone. While I’m guessing it’s a bit of a mid-season anomaly, … More 2023 Week Ten Recap

Once upon a time, I loved to play golf. I must have started playing around age 15 or so, and it wasn’t too long before I caught a serious bug with it. I started with a crappy set of Fuzzy Zoeller clubs from my hometown K-Mart, and within a few years I had custom clubs … More 2023 Week Nine Recap

A belated Happy Halloween to one and all! I hope you guys had a good time, whether you escorted kiddos from house to house (like Brent) or partied with other adults (like Scotty). They each had some pretty cool pictures, which I’ll let them share in the chat if they choose to do so. Me? … More 2023 Week Eight Recap

Man oh man, this has been a week. I can’t even put my finger on what it is, exactly, other than that I tired my old-ass out over the weekend getting our yard, patio, etc ready for winter, and then managed to catch a bug earlier today. So I find myself in the unenviable position … More 2023 Week Seven Recap

And we’re live in 3 … 2 … 1 … Hello, and welcome back to Wheel of Misfortune! I’m your host, Corny Commish, and we’ve got a doozy of a puzzle going. Let’s get right back to the action, shall we? Vanna, please remind the viewers where we left off: It was nice to have … More 2023 Week Six Recap