To QB, or not to QB: that is the question. Past experience in redraft tells you To wait, be patient, don’t you see? There is value in waiting for players Like Jameis and Trubisky. Thy picking’s done, the dust settled, And you’re about to gloat over text, But cold sweat breaketh out when you realize: … More To QB or Not to QB: A Poem

I gotta tell you, fellas: I didn’t think I’d be writing any recaps this season (if only you could be so lucky, amiright?!). With as quickly as the spring and summer sports closed up shop, coupled with Covid numbers continuing to rise, I figured football was dead in the water. I mean, seriously, how could … More 2020 Week One Recap

May 1, 2020 Day Fifty-Something of Quarantine My video therapist tells me to start with the positives, so, let’s see here. Um. Oh! During homeschooling I used my empty beer cans to help the kids count by twelves. That was a hit. And, uh, I finally have a new pair of boxers on (never mind … More Greetings from the Bunker

My humble apologies for the lengthy delay in sending out an end-of-season newsletter, fellas. On top of having a houseful of kiddos for two weeks over Christmas and New Year’s, my grandma passed away on 12/29 and I’ve been knee-deep in my own work and medical stuff. That all sounds poopy, but in all honesty, … More 2019 Week Sixteen Recap

And then there were two… I’d like to tell you our semifinal matchups were tense, edge-of-your-seat thrillers, but that wasn’t the case this year. I guess we should have known what was on the agenda once Lamar Jackson went full ham on TNF football, throwing for 5 TDs and giving the Growler Prowlers a 37+ … More 2019 Week Fifteen Recap

My apologies for the two weeks of radio silence, fellas. I hated to put the newsletters on the back burner, but it had to be done. Can’t say these remaining newsletters will be very funny (if they ever were), but it’s playoff time, baby! Can’t let these weeks slip by without building up our postseason…and … More 2019 Week Fourteen Recap

While the playoff picture has started to come a little more into focus, it’s still going to be a wild finish to the season. Here’s what we know so far: Puff’s Punishers has sealed up a first-round bye. Congrats on the excellent season, Josh! May you one-and-done your semifinal playoff game, ya bastard. On the … More 2019 Week Eleven Recap

Hard to believe we’re already done with ten weeks of the regular season. Seems like only yesterday that Brent and I were scrambling to throw together this league, yet here we are on the cusp of our first postseason. Thanks so much for jumping into this league on such short notice. I’m hopeful that everyone … More 2019 Week Ten Recap

Sorry, fellas, but it’s been a pretty crappy week of symptoms for me. I’m saving my typing for the Great Scottsmen. After all, he’s pays to let my fingers do the walking. (Then again, kicking his ass later tonight should pay off next month when I take home the inaugural Terrible Ten trophy, so there’s … More 2019 Week Nine Recap

This week I was prepared to do my best Karl Malone imitation and mail this in, but quite possibly the only thing that could drag my arse to the keyboard has actually happened. Bryon popped his cherry. Not only that, he took on the Great Scottsmen and showed that bitch who’s boss, crushing Osterloh by … More 2019 Week Eight Recap