I was all excited to jump into the newsletter this week when I heard that Sunday, October 27th, 2024 was National Tight Ends Day. I mean, who could blame me for getting a little wound up?! And so, I went looking for those sweet apple bottoms and pumpkin booties, only to find out it’s a … More 2024 Week Eight Recap
Week Five saw me bumble through a newsletter with some serious writer’s block, followed by a Week Six newsletter that I couldn’t get to fast enough. The desire to (try to) roast those AI podcasters was strong, and I felt like I was on fire. Sadly, the pendulum has swung back the other way this … More 2024 Week Seven Recap
What a difference a week makes! Before I begin, I should give credit where credit is due: it was Science Walrus’ idea of feeding last week’s newsletter into an AI app to generate a podcast that has my fingers itching to write! I mean, hearing AI immediately gravitate toward the slow-motion titties in last week’s … More 2024 Week Six Recap
So, it’s about 5am on Wednesday, October 9. By now I’d usually have the first half of the newsletter written (a couple times I’d already be finished and have the damned thing posted), but I’m just now starting. Not sure what’s going on this week, but words are failing me. Maybe it’s that I’ve gone … More 2024 Week Five Recap
One of the more cliched things in our society is creating and nursing a bad habit over a long period of time, then trying to change that habit overnight on New Year’s Day. Diet and exercise are likely tops on the list of resolutions, but they usually fizzle out after a week or two. I’m … More 2024 Week Four Recap
Not sure about you fellas, but after three weeks this is already starting to feel like a grind. Star players are on IR for lengthy periods of time, or are completely missing the boat points-wise in favor of other lesser-known teammates. I haven’t felt this bruised and battered since the Super Bowl in TT’s second … More 2024 Week Three Recap
For the second week in a row, I’m jumping in the way-back machine, this time to my grade-school days. Everyone here surely remembers the oft-asked question of our youth: What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Answers were usually the same: policeman, fireman, astronaut. Jobs that took a ton of education or … More 2024 Week Two Recap
The year was 2021. Fresh off back-to-back losses in the first two Terrible Ten championships, I (laughably) hoped the third time would be the charm for my squad. A month into the 2021 season I went looking for vets to add some depth to my squad. Lo and behold, I swung a deal with Packer … More 2024 Week One Recap
Hey, guys. Commish here. I zonked out early last night, woke up this morning, and what did I see? A newsletter from none other than Urban Achievers! While I’ve been in the fetal position since getting dumped in Round One, someone is still very much in midseason form. Enjoy Red’s post-playoff look at the league … More The Future Is Bright, J/K
All the off-season trades (you’re welcome for Najee, Alex). All the draft-day jockeying (thank you for taking Young over Stroud, Zach). All the preseason and in-season injuries. All the Pukas and Kyrens coming out of nowhere, or the Jeffersons and Higginses who didn’t deliver. All of it is now over. But what a final week … More 2023 Round Three Recap
The Terrible Ten 