Sorry/Not Sorry about CMC’s hammy, Brent. We have quite the trifecta now between him, Dobbins, and Thomas. Helluva trade that was. Maybe this will briefly cheer you up? [Sound UP if you want the full effect.]
If I had any class whatsoever, I’d just write a nice introduction to the weekly newsletter, run through the scores in a factual manner, wish you all good luck in Week Three, and not call special attention to my matchup. If I had any class. Yeah. Remember that cute little guest essay Redman wrote for … More 2021 Week Two Recap
I can’t speak for teams that actually have good players on them, but my Sleeper notifications on Sunday looked more like an infirmary roster than a highlight reel. Each time my phone beeped I thought I’d be seeing a big play, only to read the name of the latest player to bite the dust. Injuries … More 2021 Week One Recap
Well, lookie what we have here! Redman was kind enough to grace us with his 2021 Power Rankings. Even better, he created a cryptoquip that confused some of you with his allusions (which made it twice as funny for me). I’ve moved his essay from our group chat to the blog so it can be … More 2021 Power Rankings
Figured I better finish this thing off before the season starts tomorrow, or it would never get done. Ready? Let’s go! The Analrapists 1.06 – Zach Wilson, QB (NYJ) 2.06 – Kenneth Gainwell, RB (PHI) 3.10 – Chuba Hubbard, RB (CAR) It seems like the least-surprising pick of the draft – Ted, always desperate at … More 2021 Rookie Draft Report Card (Part 2)
What better time to review The Terrible Ten Rookie Draft than, um, almost four months after the fact!? LET’S GO!!! My apologies for the delay. It proved to be a long summer. We sold our house (had 20+ showings in the first 24 hours, and sold it the day after we listed it) and moved … More 2021 Rookie Draft Report Card (Part 1)
The Terrible Ten 