Zzzzzzzzz. *mumblemumblemumble* Zzzzzzzzz. *snortcoughmumble* *fart* Zzzzzzzzz. Bryon (OBJYN) Strongest Position(s): WR I really like Smith-Schuster (I probably would have drafted him at 1.10 if he had slipped to me). Super young at 22 years old and moving into the WR1 spot now that AB is gone, there’s a real chance that JuJu could be the … More Draft Report Card for OBJYN

Osterloh joined my work league in its infancy and blew in like a hurricane, winning the championship in our second year of existence. Of all the people in The Terrible Ten, Scott is more entrenched in the game than anyone — he writes for Dynasty Football Factory; he plays in a ridiculous amount of leagues, … More Draft Report Card for Great Scottsmen

It can be fun to create leagues with family, neighbors, coworkers, etc, but let’s be real: they’re not a good measure of someone being a good fantasy football player. For instance, I’ve won 4 out of 5 championships in my office pool. Trust me, it’s not because I’m that good; rather, it’s a commentary on … More Draft Report Card for The Analrapists

Unlike “Teenage Alex,” present-day Alex knows how to score. In the other league I’m in with him, he’s been an offensive juggernaut, drafting well and making the rest of the league pay. Was he able to translate past success into a winning team in The Terrible Ten? Let’s have a look, shall we? Alex (packerh8r84) … More Draft Report Card for packerh8r84

I open this essay by offering a heartfelt “I’m sorry” to Brent. This will be the third year we’ve played fantasy football together. Until this offseason I managed to spell his name correctly without fail. In the past 8 months I’ve managed to fuck it up multiple times, using “Brett” in its place. You see, … More Draft Report Card for ScienceWalrus

I played fantasy football with Redman for the first decade after I started. As I alluded to in my introductory post, he’s a sneaky-good player, seemingly able to hit on damn near every pick he makes. That being said, the past is the past. Let’s see how he did this year in The Terrible Ten, … More Draft Report Card for Redshirtfreshmn

I’m beginning to think I understand why Brent and Osterloh said Zach is so chill. He was certainly cool as ice during the draft, being the only owner who knocked out all four positions in the first four rounds, creating a *very* solid foundation for his team. As for the rest? Let’s take a look … More Draft Report Card for ZaWood

I’d like to open with an apology. I know that all of you would *much* rather read about my brilliant team than slog through an essay about the Punishers’ dregs. For making you wait, I offer up a sincere “I’m sorry” and throw myself at your feet, begging for forgiveness. But, we can’t have total … More Draft Report Card for Two Christians, One Kirk

Well, the high of the draft is over. When people offered up their overall thoughts the following morning, I think Ted summed it up best: “A mix of excitement, shame, and regret. So basically the start of every FF season.” My draft report cards will attempt to put those feelings on display, breaking down each … More Draft Report Card for Puff’s Punishers

I plan on publishing a Draft Report Card prior to the start of the season, but offer up this overall gut feeling in advance: Over and out. Andy